A Redneck Family or Are We Just Bored?!?

Okay, this is how redneck my family is and just because of this I just have to share the story: When I went to my parents house after work my dad was laughing and he just had to tell me a story about their house cat Sam. Now Sam isn't a pretty cat, infact, her ugliness is inferior to any tom cat I have seen. Her intelligence is there some of the time. Apparently Sam had to use the bathroom so my dad let her outside since she refuses to use the litterbox unless she has been inside for three straight days. For some God Forsaken reason my father decided to watch Sam as she made her path through the snow to find a good place to squat. She tried may places in the yard, however, with the warm day that we were having she was finding it hard as for the snow would not support her weight and everytime she tried to do her business she fell through the snow. Finally, fed up with repeated attempts to "dig & bury" Sam ran to the first solid spot she came upon under a tree in the back yard and quickly plopped a turd and ran back to the house without burial. I can't figure out what was funnier, the cat or my dad gasping for air while trying to finish the story. But I have to admit, I laughed too. Stupid Cat.